Who’s that team they call the Arsenal?
Who’s that team we all adore?
Well, they’re the boys in red and white
And they’re f*cking dynamite
And the last verse of this song is misogynistic so don’t sing it.
Only the good die young.
They say that only the good die young
But that ain’t true where I come from
And tomorrow ain’t as bad as it seems — Billy Joel, Keeping the Faith